T-Rex: "Things I could've done by now if I'd dedicated more time towards them", a list by me, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Ahem.

T-Rex: I could've started a family or three, either in series OR in parallel!

T-Rex: I could've travelled the world! I could've become good if not great at any number of instruments, painted beautiful things, entered the space program, learned new languages, advanced our knowledge of the universe, or embarked on ANY NUMBER of different careers!
T-Rex: Wow!
T-Rex: I honestly did not expect the list to be this depressing!

Utahraptor: But there's always gonna be more things you could've done than things you did! You're comparing many to one!

Utahraptor: That's not a fair comparison, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Holy crap, you're right! So what you're saying is... the sum of mes across the multiverse will always be more awesome than in one individual timeline??
Utahraptor: Right! You all add up to a pretty great guy.

Narrator: PARALLEL UNIVERSE DX-5326:
T-Rex: So what you're saying is... the other mes across the multiverse are DRAGGING DOWN THE FRIGGIN' AVERAGE?? Man! Sometimes I wonder why I even bothered inventing jetpacks so that we can hunt humans from jetpacks!
T-Rex: Also, the humans get jetpacks.