T-Rex: In chess, you want to kill the other guys! But, OH NO. Everyone forgot their guns and swords!

T-Rex: So INSTEAD, you kill bad guys by moving your guys into their house!

T-Rex: You move your guy into a house and then you live there, but if it's occupied then the other person dies of embarrassment! Each square is a property, and it's a real-estate simulator. I don't know. Folks seem to like it.
T-Rex: Just as in real life, queens have a lot of real-estate buying options, and it's kinda weird when horses own land.

T-Rex: To win a game of chess, you need to buy up the SECRET house!
Utahraptor: Secret house?

T-Rex: There's a secret house full of treasure, but you don't know which house it is until you move in there. Only chess is like, SUPER OLD, so now everyone knows the secret house is the one the king lives in. SPOILER ALERT??
Utahraptor: Huh.
T-Rex: Yeah, chess is weird.

T-Rex: In conclusion!
T-Rex: They say that chess is the game of kings, but there's horses in it too!