Narrator: COMPRESSED ORIGIN STORY COMICS
Narrator: Today's origin story: BATMAN
T-Rex: Well, I'm perfectly content!
T-Rex: I may be a bit idle, a bit unfocused, but at least I haven't had a night where all sense left my life! That's for darn sure!
T-Rex: Incidentally, criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot!
Utahraptor: Want to go to the cinema, son? "The Mark of Zorro" is playing!
T-Rex: Oh boy!
T-Rex: Can you get mom to wear her pearl necklace?
Utahraptor: The one that symbolizes our family: each precious family member connected to the other? The necklace which, if one pearl is removed, is shattered forever?
Utahraptor: Sure, I don't see why not!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: My parents!
