Narrator: COMPRESSED ORIGIN STORY COMICS
Narrator: Today's origin story:
Narrator: SUPERMAN
T-Rex: I am the last son of the doomed planet of Krypton!
T-Rex: Found, adopted, and raised by the kindly Kent couple, who could not have a child of their own, I was taught about Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
T-Rex: As I grew, I found I could run faster than a speeding bullet! I was more powerful than a locomotive! I was able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (as so)!
T-Rex: In times of trouble, I am there, as SUPERMAN!
Utahraptor: Clark?!
T-Rex: No, I'm Superman! Clark Kent and I are two different people!
Utahraptor: Oh - ha ha! For a second there you looked like him, only without the glasses!
T-Rex: Ha ha ha!
T-Rex: Anyway, I'll tell him you said "hi"!