Narrator: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT KITCHENS
T-Rex: Kitchens! There's a lot to know about kitchens. They're where you store and/or make food.

T-Rex: Hey! Now you know everything you need to know about kitchens!

Dromiceiomimus: But what about design and sink placement?
T-Rex: Well -
Dromiceiomimus: What about workflow analysis? What about the work triangle?
T-Rex: More like work BOREang-
Dromiceiomimus: What about wall storage? What about counter height? What about traffic flow?
T-Rex: Oh my gosh!

Utahraptor: What about the backsplash? What about moisture issues? What about material costs?
T-Rex: OH MY GOSH.

T-Rex: OKAY OKAY, CLEARLY there are some people who have made kitchens a thing and are big into backsplash. I don't know, nor do I ever care to know, what backsplash is!
Utahraptor: It's the part on the wall behind the sink.
T-Rex: ARGH

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Man! This is THE WORST Friday morning I've ever had! In three weeks. Involving kitchens.
T-Rex: ...Is what I'd say if it weren't for Friday two weeks ago
T-Rex: *sigh*