T-Rex: Hey, English! Why you gotta be so sexist?
Narrator: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SEXIST, ENGLISH
T-Rex: Why you gotta have a word like "old maid", chock full of negative connotations for unmarried adult women, but there's no equivalently-negative term for unmarried adult men?
Dromiceiomimus: And don't forget "spinster"!
T-Rex: Holy crap, ENGLISH! Why you gotta be DOUBLE SEXIST??
Utahraptor: "Old and undesirable bachelor"?
T-Rex: Not lexicalized; doesn't count!
Utahraptor: Well, language generally reflects usage, so REALLY you should be asking historical generations why they thought being an adult unmarried woman was SO TERRIBLE.
T-Rex: I can't! They're all dead!
T-Rex: ...which I guess means they paid for their sexism with THEIR VERY LIVES??
T-Rex: Hah hah hah! I finally have a way to deal with history being SO FULL of jerks! The nice people from history who died will probably make me sad though.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: You know, eventually!
