T-Rex: As all my TRUE friends know, I own a dog! Or should I say... he owns ME?
T-Rex: Nope! Our legal system is set up such that dogs cannot own property.
Narrator: THE END
Utahraptor: It seemed like you were going to say something about your dog?
T-Rex: Oh yeah! I was gonna say he's hard to train!
T-Rex: But then when I thought about it and even my small successes mean I've somehow engaged in TRANSSPECIES COMMUNICATION with an animal, building a new language as we go, and the whole thing seemed so amazing and sciency that I had to sit down. I can talk to dogs!
Utahraptor: Transspecies communication isn't that amazing though!
Off panel: I'm not the same species as you and we talk easily enough.
T-Rex: Hah! ...What?
Off panel: You and I are different species, T-Rex.
T-Rex: HAH
T-Rex: WHAT
