God: T-REX I NEED A TUTOR WHAT CAN I DO WITH A NEW COMPUTER
T-Rex: Organize your digital recipe collection / Watch some website download a spyware infection!!

T-Rex: Photoshop your friend into different hats / Start a blog only it's all cats!

T-Rex: Connect to a variety of Microsoft Exchanges / Open up a spreadsheet and discard your friggin' changes!
Dromiceiomimus: Remember that living to see tomorrow is not a guarantee / Better play some games on your home PC!

Utahraptor: Go on Usenet looking for a date / Maybe someone hot reciprocates?
T-Rex: COMPUTER, SPEAK TO ME

Off panel: I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMED TO SAY EXACTLY WHAT T-REX TYPED BIN / BACKSPACE BACKSPACE BACKSPACE IN
T-Rex and Utahraptor: wikky wikky

God: SORRY I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY T-REX BUT I HOPE THE UNIVERSE SUDDENLY BEING A RAP MUSICAL MAKES UP FOR IT
T-Rex: I felt it in my hips / so I dipped back / to my bag of tricks!!
God: YES
God: THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED IN THESE SITUATIONS