T-Rex: You wake up as a spooky mummy! Whoah. Looks like you got mummified, but now you're alive again, as tends to go in these cases
Narrator: THE SPOOKY MUMMY (YOU)
Narrator: a choose-your-own-adventure adventure
T-Rex: If you want to walk around with your arms outstretched, stop reading and go do that. If that is honestly a priority for you right now then I'm not going to stop you. But if you want to explore how you're alive, given the fact you a) already died once and b) your flesh has become desiccated, let's get down to it. Let's do this. Let's unwrap one of your fingers.
Dromiceiomimus: Turn to panel 4 to unwrap a finger!
Utahraptor: The flesh underneath is stretched and brittle and dry!
T-Rex: This is crazy!
Utahraptor: You flex it, experimentally, and somehow it holds together. How is this possible? Your internal organs are either removed or dried out into uselessness, and that includes your brain. None of this makes sense.
T-Rex: Who cares?! You've got a second chance at life! Turn to panel 6 to live life to its fullest!!
T-Rex: In living life to its fullest, you have somehow turned into me: T-Rex! NICELY DONE. I'm still in control of what I do though, so SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW!!
T-Rex: ...'Kay
T-Rex: Now I'm gonna go browse the internet for a bit
