T-Rex: Adding "you may quote me" after any sentence makes me seem awesome! You may quote me.

T-Rex: You guys, too many songs are sad!! You may quote me.

T-Rex: I hate it when you're watching a movie with your parents and there's a sex scene! Yes, you may quote me.
Dromiceiomimus: Sometimes I don't reply to emails and then tell people that my spam filter got them. YOU may quote me.
T-Rex: For breakfast I dined on the unfertilized eggs of a chicken. You may quote me now.

Utahraptor: I think this kinda just makes you sound like an egotistical jerk!
T-Rex: Ouch!

T-Rex: Utahraptor, sometimes - sometimes I wish you wouldn't call me such awful things like that. You may quote me.
Utahraptor: Okay, I feel bad. Mainly for the first part of what you said though. Still, I'm sorry.
T-Rex: Apology accepted.
T-Rex: ...And you may quote me!

Narrator: LATER, T-REX STOPS SAYING "YOU MAY QUOTE ME" BECAUSE HE REALIZES HE LIKES HAVING PALS:
T-Rex: Yay pals! And yes, YOU MAY QUO-
T-Rex: ...um, I mean, "you may quo-estion individual agency given the reality of societal constraints".

January 30th, 2012: You know how I've made my own magnetic word kit? And how it's awesome because it has Dinosaur Comics words in it, and is the only place you'll get the word "heteroflexible" to be on your fridge?

Check out what Rob did with his:

Sweeeet. And the words inside form poetry! This is... THE BEST.

One year ago today: tantalus later stole a SOLID GOLD DOG from the gods. tantalus: what is his DEAL?

– Ryan