T-Rex: As a man who has read SEVERAL books, I am fully qualified to give you
Narrator: EVEN MORE TIPS ON WRITING
T-Rex: Okay so here is what people care about: plot. Sometimes people say they care about characters and character studies and studying characters, but they're kidding themselves because you know what characters do? PLOT.
Dromiceiomimus: They "do plot"?
T-Rex: THEY DO PLOT.
Utahraptor: So give us some tips on writing plot!
T-Rex: No problem!
T-Rex: Have cool stuff happen, make the cool stuff awesome too, and it's always neat when dudes get lazered. Ooh! Or explode. Nobody has ever said a bad thing about a story where lazered dudes explode.
Utahraptor: I'll do it: "that lazer dude story needed better characterization."
T-Rex: *gasp*
Off panel: Lazered dudes are not as relatable as romantic comedy!
T-Rex: *GAAASP*
Off panel: Lazer dudes stories can not compare to even the LESSER works of Shakespeare!
T-Rex: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*
T-Rex: *cough*
T-Rex: Why are you doing this to me
