Narrator: THE DAY T-REX'S MIND BROKE:
God: T-REX WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE WERE 100 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
T-Rex: I would say you're crazy, because WHERE ARE THE HOVERCARS??
God: OKAY WHAT IF I CREATED HOVERCARS
T-Rex: Please do! But it's still not the future, dude!
T-Rex: The future isn't JUST hovercars: it's medical advances, spaceships, sex robots, regular robots too I guess - and the list goes on!
God: OKAY BUT WHAT IF I CHANGED THE WORLD LIKE THAT AND PROMISED IT'S EXACTLY HOW THINGS WILL BE 100 YEARS FROM NOW
T-Rex: Again: awesome. But the stars move over time too, right? I could IN THEORY not be partying with robots long enough to notice that.
God: BUT WHAT IF I WENT AHEAD AND FUTURIZED EVERY SINGLE ATOM IN THE UNIVERSE
T-Rex: That's - insane!
Utahraptor: What is?
T-Rex: If God alters the physical universe so that it's exactly how it'd be 100 years from now - is it still today? Are we suddenly... in the FUTURE??
Utahraptor: ...Whoah. Maybe? I mean, I want to say no, but there's no way for us to detect a difference. Whoah.
Utahraptor: What the hell IS time then??
T-Rex: I don't know! WHAT THE HELL ARE OUR CLOCKS MEASURING?? aaaarrrRRRRGHHH
T-Rex's head: *pop*
