T-Rex: Look up "handsome" in the dictionary, and you'll find my picture! Or, at least, you will soon.
T-Rex: BECAUSE I AM CREATING A DICTIONARY WITH PICTURE RIGHTS.
T-Rex: For $10 you can have your picture attached to the word of your choosing! Everyone pays for their favourite words, and then I use the money raised to print the dictionary! AND I write all the definitions so you know they're hilarious and awesome.
Dromiceiomimus: What if two people choose the same word?
T-Rex: First come first served! Plus, if "handsome" is taken, you can always take "handsomer" or "handsomest".
T-Rex: Wait no I'm paying $10 for each of those too!!
Utahraptor: This - is actually a really fun idea!
T-Rex: I know, right? The only words defined in the dictionary are those with pictures attached to them, so it's both an idiosyncratic greatest hits reference book AND a really awesome DICTIONARY OF PALS.
Utahraptor: Plus you can toss someone the book and say "Hey. Look up 'dateable'."
T-Rex: !!!
T-Rex: Whoah I didn't even know I could make that sound!
T-Rex: Look up "surprised" in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of me in this exact position!!
