Narrator: DINOSAUR COMICS CHARACTER GENERATOR
T-Rex: Need a character for your story, play, movie, and/or erotic fiction? NO PROBLEM! Simply choose one option from each set!
T-Rex: Your character is a(n)...

T-Rex: meat / robot / urban / silver / animal / sex / fruit / adult / child / famed / licensed / problem

T-Rex: stylist / engineer / astronaut / ecologist / planner / model / smith / dancer / producer / lawyer / loner / priest / criminal / prodigy / terrorist / dinosaur / clone / athlete / head of state
Dromiceiomimus: who wants to
T-Rex: create / destroy / get over / bewitch / unmask / sex up / steal / hug / give birth to / team up with / profit from
Dromiceiomimus: a(n)

Utahraptor: meaty / famous / infamous / wide-eyed / sullen / attractive / competing / powerful / space / hairy / social

T-Rex: teen / doctor / ghost / artist / surgeon / corsetière / superhero / cartoonist / spouse / dog / religion / medical health professional / senior / telepath / jerk / family
Utahraptor: but is blocked in this desire by a(n)
T-Rex: [go to panel two and play recursively] / [choose any ol' noun from the dictionary]

T-Rex: STAR WARS: your character is a child prodigy who wants to destroy a space jerk! HAMLET: your character is a problem head of state who wants to unmask a powerful senior. THIS WORKS. DONE. THANK ME LATER.
T-Rex: ...WITH A 5% ROYALTY SHARE ON GROSS.