T-Rex: Everyone! What are your five interests? Mine are fancy chocolates, smooth jazz, fly fishing, food that looks like other food, and beluga caviar!

T-Rex: NAILED IT

Devil: MINE ARE VIDEO GAMES AND ROLE PLAYING GAMES AND STRATEGY GAMES AND BOARD GAMES AND GAMES OF SKILL
T-Rex: Dude. You could've just said "games".
Devil: AND YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID "FOOD AND THINGS THAT MAKE ME SLEEPY"
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Good point

Utahraptor: Mine are where the world is going, where we've been, bettering the world, increasing knowledge, and pals!
T-Rex: Nice!

T-Rex: Okay, I'm changing mine. Mine are now pals, being smart, being awesome, being so great other people say I'm great in their diaries, and...
Utahraptor: Humility?
T-Rex: Respecting humility in others, yes.

God: MINE ARE BEING OMNIPOTENT AND CREATING UNIVERSES AND BEING OMNICOOL AND DESTROYING UNIVERSES AND
God: UM
T-Rex: Proving your existence in a verifiable, repeatable way?
God: HAH HAH HAH
T-Rex: ...Yeah.
T-Rex: Good one, me