T-Rex: If you die with unfinished business, you become a ghost!
T-Rex: OBVIOUSLY!
T-Rex: And if you are bitten by a zombie, then you become a zombie, OBVIOUSLY. But what happens when that zombie is killed? Zombies too have unfinished business - unfinished FLESH-EATING business - which means ZOMBIES BECOME GHOSTS TOO.
T-Rex: However, as zombies cannot maintain the mental control to re-enter the physical plane, they are stuck in the spirit realm forever!
Utahraptor: So the ghost world is full of zombie ghosts attacking regular ghosts?
T-Rex: Exactly!!
T-Rex: That's why ghosts appear to us only to wail and scream! They're desperately trying to escape the zombie apocalypse that WE put down forgotten ages ago but which rages on in the afterlife, fueled as it is by a constant supply of confused and unprepared fresh meat!
Utahraptor: Oh my god! It all fits!!
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