T-Rex: We have Olympics for physical fitness, where everyone stops whatever they're doing AND drops whatever they're holding so they can watch men and women be really physical around each other!! It's awesome!
T-Rex: But we need Olympics for non-physical competition too!
T-Rex: I want to watch the Olympics of, I don't know - general knowledge! Let's see our greatest champions of knowing a bunch of things compete!!
Dromiceiomimus: That's Jeopardy, dude.
T-Rex: MAYBE! But do they get medals at the end??
Dromiceiomimus: They get money, which they can use to purchase many items, including medals.
Utahraptor: And the first-place winner has the most money, ergo, the nicest potential medal!
T-Rex: Okay, that's a good point!
T-Rex: But can one gather for the thrill of watching these fine specimens compete live??
Utahraptor: They have a studio audience, yes.
T-Rex: Well shoot, why do they call it Jeopardy?? They should call it, "Brain Olympics"! I'd watch EVERY DANG NIGHT!!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE T-REX WATCHES "BRAIN OLYMPICS" EVERY DANG WEEKDAY NIGHT AT 7 PM:
T-Rex: Dear God, if I have to die, please let it be doing this
