Narrator: T-REX PRESENTS: JOKE... OR NIGHTMARE SCENARIO??
T-Rex: A chicken crosses the road and everyone demands you explain why this happened!!
T-Rex: A blonde has used white out to correct a mistake on their computer screen. Regardless of hair colour, this person is to be your personal assistant.
T-Rex: A horse walks into a bar and talks to the bartender, who calmly carries on a conversation with it. Everything you thought you knew about the world is crumbling around you. You can FEEL your sanity ending.
Utahraptor: A man in a bar pulls a tiny pianist out of his pocket!
T-Rex: Again, instant insanity.
T-Rex: A salesman dies and appears before Saint Peter and the pearly gates to Heaven! Turns out God is real, the Bible is literally true, and you've KINDA been wearing clothing woven from two kinds of material since the day you were born.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: Oh daaaaaang
T-Rex: A stranger entreats you to answer how many black lesbian transsexuals it takes to screw in a lightbulb, and you can't think of a way to answer that question without sounding like a COMPLETELY TERRIBLE PERSON.
T-Rex: Okay!
T-Rex: Good luck with that!!
