T-Rex: Wouldn't it be nice to be able to survive being flattened by a steamroller, as long as there's an air hose nearby?
T-Rex: And it'd be nice to run in the air over chasms, as long as you don't look down!
Dromiceiomimus: Ah, you want to live in a world of cartoon physics. I can see the attraction, T-Rex!
T-Rex: I know, right? Cartoon physics aren't so much "wrong" as they are "intuitively right". Why shouldn't we leave a perfect us-shaped hole when we run through a wall? I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD, Dromiceiomimus.
T-Rex: SO BAD.
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE CARTOON PHYSICS UNIVERSE:
Utahraptor: Ahhhhhh! Run away!
T-Rex: AHHHH!
T-Rex: Dear God! Why did I zot my leftovers from last night?
Utahraptor: You KNEW that would expose any bacteria on them to microwave radiation! And you KNEW that all radiation, regardless of source, causes gigantism and monsterism!
T-Rex: Frigging microwaves!!
T-Rex: WHY do we keep them in our KITCHENS?!
