T-Rex: Rachel was trying, and failing, to fall asleep. In desperation, she finally said "Body, I'm in control, and I say: SLEEP."
T-Rex: She woke up from her coma three weeks later!
T-Rex: Holy smokes!!
T-Rex: Rachel had tripped across her LATENT SUPERPOWER: being able to take manual control of any bodily process. Soon, she was stopping her heart and then starting it up again, encoding "HEY HATERS WHAT'S UP" into her blinking via slowed-down Morse Code: the works.
T-Rex: But there was one problem: once she took manual control, she couldn't restore it to automatic!
Utahraptor: So she was always making her heart beat?
T-Rex: Yep! It was like clenching a fist once a second!
T-Rex: But she kept pushing her limits, manually controlling her breathing and heartbeat and blinking until she one day took control over CELLULAR REPRODUCTION. Now no cell in her body divided without her telling it to. It was a living nightmare; nobody could coordinate that many events without messing up.
T-Rex: Some body parts grew huge as their cells divided wildly while others withered and died. Rachel - thankfully! - didn't last much longer, and her last words were "If T-Rex narrativizes my life story I'll come back and haunt him forever". Later, I -
T-Rex: OH DAAAAAAANG
