T-Rex: I feel as if I've spent the past year in some sort of alternate reality! Indeed, if I were to describe my adventures over the past several months, I would describe them as...
T-Rex: Non-canon!
Narrator: SHORTLY...
T-Rex: Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things, out here in the REAL world! How are you today, Gertie?
Dromiceiomimus: Just fine, Manospondylus Gigas!
T-Rex: Ha ha! That of course is my name, which is why I am responding to it! I'm fine today, Gertie!
Utahraptor: Manospondylus G.! Want to go out and get hammered?
T-Rex: Hell yes!
Utahraptor: Great. Me and my wife'll meet you at the Nisti Drinker, say, around seven?
T-Rex: Great! I too will bring my wife.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: We're both married!
T-Rex: Ha ha ha!