Narrator: COMPRESSED BIBLE COMICS
Narrator: today's genre: TEEN MAGAZINE CONFESSIONAL
T-Rex: Dear Seventeen,
T-Rex: I was in the Garden of Eden, and I don't know what I was thinking, but.. I ate the forbidden fruit!
T-Rex: It was SO embarrassing! My fave crush was there and he saw everything! Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, God showed up, and he kicked us both out of the Garden... for good! I could have died!
T-Rex: Then, when we were outside, I suddenly knew shame for the first time... and my crush did too! I swear I never blushed so much in my entire life!
T-Rex: There is a silver lining though - we are now completely in love, despite what happened!
Utahraptor: Eve!
Utahraptor: You're not writing to another teen magazine, are you?
T-Rex: S-sorta?
Utahraptor: Eve! The whole world doesn't need to know that stuff!
Utahraptor: I'm totally breaking up with you, Eve! For real this time!
Narrator: THAT EVENING...
T-Rex: And he never called me again!