T-Rex: I'm not anti-love or anti-expressions-'o-love! I just feel like it's time we, as a culture, admit that being single can be totally rad too. Lots of people do it by choice!
T-Rex: You know what these people say?
T-Rex: "Sorry suckers, but y'all are duds!"
T-Rex: "It's not gonna take two people to eat this cool sandwich I bought for myself. I got this." - that's what they say!
Dromiceiomimus: "I have decided not to entangle my own emotional well-being and stability with that of someone else."
T-Rex: Exactly! Also, if you only have sex with yourself there's zero risk of pregnancy or STIs. Am I seriously the only one who realizes this??
Utahraptor: Sex with a partner can be pretty neat though!
T-Rex: Pfft!
T-Rex: Dude, sex by yourself can be pretty neat too! You know that saying about how if you want to become truly great at something, you just need to practice it EVERY DAY?? Well WALK IT OFF, BABIES, because I found out what happens if you practice it EVERY HOUR!!
Utahraptor: ...Yes?
T-Rex: YOU, UM, GET BORED
