Narrator: HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS
T-Rex: Come on, people. COME ON. How is this a problem?
T-Rex: They are baby chickens, trusting and soft. It's not a challenge!
Narrator: OKAY: HOW TO MEET WOMEN
T-Rex: Meeting a woman is about getting to know her, and what better way to "meet" a woman than to know her very thoughts?? Yes, the easiest way to truly meet women is to pick up a book and learn all about her, including what her motivations and plot points are. What are you waiting for? Millions of single women are waiting to meet you tonight!!
Narrator: HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN
T-Rex: You'll love to "pick up" women when you're picking up a book with female characters inside!
Utahraptor: And how!
Narrator: LISTEN I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO START A RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ACTUAL WOMAN
T-Rex: Easy! Just patronize businesses. For example, I myself have a nodding relationship with a cashier at the grocery store, and many bus drivers are women.
Utahraptor: A driver patron relationship is a very practical one.
Narrator: PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH AN ALIVE PHYSICAL WOMAN
T-Rex: The fact you call her "an alive physical woman" says you have tons of unresolved issues; I suggest you work those out first.
T-Rex: Alright!
T-Rex: Question period is over!!
