T-Rex: When a chef gets his recipes stolen by the mob, he revenges himself on them... through karate. This summer, you can't make an omelet...
T-Rex: ...without breaking a few LEGS.
Dromiceiomimus: Here at ClothesCorp, we know you love covering up your naked body. But then we thought, wouldn't it be nice if the cut and shaped fabrics covering up your bod felt slightly nicer? So we've made our full line of clothing so much more comfortable, we had to name it... More Comfortable™!
Dromiceiomimus: This summer... slip into something More Comfortable.
T-Rex: We've made robot clones you can hug!
Utahraptor: Get A Hold Of Yourself, Man!
T-Rex: "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" brought margarine-based incredulity home. Now try our new spreadable fat, "Such A Good Idea"! It's great on toast, potatoes, or straight out of the plastic tub. When your spouse reaches for the competition, be sure to stay their hand and say "Honey, I don't think that's Such A Good Idea™".
Off panel: Star cop Jack Ready is undercover as "Slice Norway", a slicer from Norway. But when his cover's blown, he has to take on the mob alone. This summer...
T-Rex: ...He Was Born "Ready"!!
T-Rex and off panel: Hah hah hah