T-Rex: Come on guys, I just want to pay the bill and leave! Why can't I find a waitress when I need one?

God: T-REX YOU JUST USED A GENDERED PROFESSION NOUN
T-Rex: *gasp*

T-Rex: Daaang, I totally did! I try not to, but sometimes a gendered professional noun slips through. Am I truly... A MONSTER?
Dromiceiomimus: Dude, you say "firefighter" instead of "fireman" or "firewoman". You're on the side of the angels.
T-Rex: Yeah, but that's because "firefighter" is way more awesome! Words that have "fight" in them are awesome.

Utahraptor: It's objectively true. So just apply it to other jobs, dude!
T-Rex: Oh my gosh YES.

Utahraptor: Garbagemen become garbagefighters. Waitresses become waitfighters which is what they do in ideal situations! If someone insists on calling you a "male nurse", gently correct them and say the preferred term is "fight nurse".
T-Rex: Manholes become FIGHTHOLES, Utahraptor. WE HAVE TO DO THIS.

T-Rex: I have said many things in my time, but what I say now I say with all sincerity and if you have even once considered listening to me, please, do so now:
T-Rex: WE HAVE TO FIGHT IN HOLES.