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September 11th, 2013:

Today To Be or Not To Be, my choose-your-own-path version of Hamlet, is out for real! If you missed out on the crazy-awesome Kickstarter you can get the book at your local book store, or on Amazon, or digitally, or basically in a zillion other ways. Check out hamletbook.com for more details, and I hope you like my crazy book! It is a really good book if I do say so myself!

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– Ryan

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