Narrator: VALENTINE'S DAY COMICS
T-Rex: Valentine's Day?!
T-Rex: Oh no!
T-Rex: I need to find myself a Valentine, STAT!
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, I was hoping I'd run into you! Would you be my Valentine?
T-Rex: Aww! Of course I'll be your Valentine, Dromiceiomimus!
T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus: Hooray!
Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex! I wanted to ask you a question!
T-Rex: Sure!
T-Rex: But before you say anything, I want to share with you some happy news: the Dromiceiomimus wanted to be my Valentine!
Utahraptor: Oh!
Utahraptor: Great!
Utahraptor: Well! I guess you've got no need for me then! I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME AND DIE ALONE!
T-Rex: Stupid manufactured holidays!
