T-Rex: I have heard of the perfect way for one, and all of one's friends, to instantly appear to be the classiest group of people ever!

Narrator: HOW TO APPEAR TO BE CLASSY

T-Rex: The secret is the HANDSHAKE. If you greet all of your friends with a handshake, then, WITHOUT FAIL, people will start commenting on how classy you are!
T-Rex: This is going to be great!
T-Rex: And when people do compliment me on my classiness, I'll shake their hand!

Utahraptor: I think you may be on to something!
T-Rex: I do believe I am!

T-Rex: But you didn't shake my hand just now. It is LESS classy to run up behind someone shouting than to give them a firm handshake!
Utahraptor: Oops! My mistake. I'll shake your hand right now! Ready?
T-Rex: Ready!

Off panel: Okay, hold out your arm!
T-Rex: Ha ha! Here I go!