T-Rex: Hmm... right now I could be bettering myself and the world we all share.
Devil: OR YOU COULD PLAY VIDEO GAMES
T-Rex: DANG IT, HE'S GOT ME THERE!

Narrator: T-REX'S BUSY DAY

T-Rex: Maybe I should go on a diet!
Devil: OR MAYBE
Devil: AND STAY WITH ME
Devil: MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLAY VIDEO GAMES
T-Rex: Oh snap, maybe!!

Utahraptor: T-Rex, want to come to a party tonight?
T-Rex: Sure, I -
Devil: VIDEO GAMES
T-Rex: Nevermind!

Utahraptor: T-Rex maybe we all think you've been playing too many video games lately!
Devil: OR MAYBE WE ALL THINK THERE'S A NEW VIDEO GAME OUT WHERE YOU CAN RAMP A HORSE OFF A ROOF AND THEN THE HORSE LANDS ON A PLANE AND PUNCHES ENOUGH THAT SHE TAKES OVER THE PLANE

T-Rex: OH MY GOD I need to go do that!
Devil: THEN THE HORSE KICKS OUT THE OLD PILOT AND SAYS "BALE OUT" LIKE BALE AS IN HAY
T-Rex: Every second I'm not playing this game is a second I WILL LITERALLY REGRET ON MY DEATH BED, AHHHHHHHHH