T-Rex: A good story needs conflict!

Narrator: STORY CORNER
Narrator: with t-rex

T-Rex: Luckily for you, a good EDUCATION in story doesn't need conflict; all we need are easy-to-understand facts presented clearly. So that's what this is.
T-Rex: To reiterate, put conflict in your stories, and then, the stories are good now.
T-Rex: The end.

Utahraptor: What sort of conflict should be presented?
T-Rex: Any kind is acceptable!

T-Rex: I am partial to "sandwich artist vs. sandwich" but am willing to entertain argument made in favour of "spaceship vs. cooler spaceship".
Utahraptor: Thanks for your help, T-Rex! There is no conflict between us.
T-Rex: Excellent.
T-Rex: I concur.

Narrator: LATER THE MOON EXPLODES, AND SEXY ALIENS COME OUT OF THE EXPLOSION, AND THEY MAKE OUT WITH EVERYONE ON EARTH, AND EVERYONE'S SO COOL WITH THAT:
T-Rex: I take back what I said about good stories needing conflict!!
T-Rex: THIS IS AMAZING