T-Rex: I've flipped through a book and skimmed a website, so I'm basically an expert now! And now I'm here to tell you

Narrator: HOW TO BE A PICK UP ARTIST

T-Rex: First off, Dromiceiomimus, notice how I'm approaching you within three seconds of making eye contact. So sexy, right? Now I'm playfully insulting you, STUPID, which shows I'm not intimidated and makes you want to impress me, perhaps through... SEXUAL INTIMACY??
T-Rex: I've shown that you're dealing with an Alpha here, baby, and not some weak Beta!

Utahraptor: Isn't beta software MORE advanced, stable, and feature-rich than alpha software?
T-Rex: SILENCE

Utahraptor: Dude, I'm serious. Alphas are like... broken. Nobody wants alphas. Or betas, really. They want normal software that's mature and stable and got past any "alpha" or "beta" crap years ago.
T-Rex: LISTEN, I DON'T THINK THE METAPHOR IS SUPPOSED TO INVOLVE COMPUTERS. I THINK IT INVOLVES, LIKE, DOGS?

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: YES
T-Rex: YES, I'M PRETTY SURE MY METAPHOR INVOLVES DISCREDITED RESEARCH ABOUT DOGS