Narrator: TWENTIETH CENTURY AMERICAN HISTORY as reconstructed by the titles of its #1 songs
T-Rex: 1900s: consumer-level airship travel is finally made affordable.
T-Rex: 1910s: the distance to Tipperary is approximated for the very first time!
T-Rex: 1920s: Whoopee is synthesized in a lab for the first time ever! But sadly, it's too late for the last Toot Toot Tootsie, which goes extinct. 1930s: a downside to staring at smoke is discovered.
Dromiceiomimus: 1940s: America's seniors begin dabbling in the occult, creating unnatural birdlike creatures that speak in the voice of a corpse. 1950s: one "Irene" got real sleepy, fascinating the nation.
T-Rex: 1960s: the intended purpose of boots is, at last, discovered by Americans.
Utahraptor: FINALLY
T-Rex: 1970s: martial arts become popular, which allows the majority of Americans to survive the decade. Songs are weaponized.
Utahraptor: 1980s: contaminated emotions are discovered in America. Scientists quickly respond, and seek funding to examine the precise nature of endearment.
T-Rex: 1990s: effective cardiac tissue regeneration is now possible, allowing the organ to survive even host death. Also, an upper limit to sexiness is found. THE END.
T-Rex: American history: NOT SO BORING NOW, AM I RIGHT??
