T-Rex: So it's midnight, and Cinderella's dress turns to rags and her coach turns into a pumpkin. Sure! That's the story fed to us by the government, right?
T-Rex: Just one question. If that's true...
T-Rex: ...THEN HOW COULD CINDERELLA LEAVE A GLASS SLIPPER BEHIND *AFTER* MIDNIGHT??
T-Rex: Wake up, sheeple! What, was her shoe somehow "midnight-proof"??
Dromiceiomimus: The report I read said the slippers alone were real: a gift from the fairy godmother!
T-Rex: Oh, so a MAGICAL FAIRY who can make ANYTHING SHE WANTS OUT OF GARBAGE has somehow manufactured actual slippers PRECISELY in Cindy's size: a woman with feet SO UNUSUAL that her footwear won't fit ANYONE ELSE ALIVE??
T-Rex: And these custom-made, perfectly-fit slippers just happen to FALL OFF as she leaves??
Utahraptor: The prince put down... tar?
T-Rex: "The prince put down tar." Do you even hear yourself? You've drunk the Kool-Aid, man! What's more likely: that MAGIC SLIPPERS that HAPPENED to survive midnight just HAPPENED to be left behind, or that we're being FED A LINE by people manipulating events all along?
Utahraptor: Who?
T-Rex: FOLLOW THE MAGIC. We don't even know FGM's real name, but we're supposed to swallow "and they all lived happily ever after" as the conclusion to the Commission Report??
T-Rex: There's no happily ever after for the TRUTH, Utahraptor.