T-Rex: Today we settle the age-old question once and for all! No longer will young and old alike go to bed in tears because they didn't know the answer to a simple question:
T-Rex: Who would win in a fight: SUPERMAN... or THE HULK??
T-Rex: Superman may seem an obvious choice: his super-speed allows him to speak quickly, and his super-hearing will mean fewer valuable seconds lost to misunderstanding. Dromiceiomimus: Sure, but Hulk IS fueled by rage, and that can be a powerful place to speak from. While less eloquent and logical than Supes, Hulk will still be able to make the strongest appeals there are to emotion. T-Rex: True enough!!
Utahraptor: What if they, you know - Utahraptor: ...just punched each other?
T-Rex: Utahraptor, PLEASE. Are our heroes MALADJUSTED CHILDREN? Do these fully-grown adults resolve conflicts by PUNCHING whoever they disagree with? Come on. They're better than that. WE'RE better than that. Utahraptor: You're right; I apologize.
Narrator: THE END Narrator: PS: SUPERMAN WOULD OBVIOUSLY WIN
What are the haps my friends
June 4th, 2014:UPDATE TO YESTERDAY'S COMIC: apparently those of us who share a commitment to the truth about Cinderella are called "shoe-thers"??