T-Rex: TIP: To see results from only a particular daterange, use "daterange:20010101-20051231". Past events cannot be changed by you.
T-Rex: You will not learn if they're being changed by others.

Narrator: GOOGLE CHEAT SHEET

T-Rex: TIP: Searching for "how do I die" may return results that appear to rapidly change under your gaze. Remember: knowledge of the future changes the future, destroying itself.
Dromiceiomimus: Keep staring until realities collapse into a single and now unavoidable fate.

Utahraptor: TIP: To see what dead relatives are seeing right now, turn on "incognito mode".
T-Rex: IT MUST NOT BE TURNED OFF.

T-Rex: TIP: To find results from other timelines, use "reality:onewheresheneverleft". You may encounter results where phrases like "cold", "can't breathe", or "I'm hungry I'M HUNGRY" are repeated madly, desperately.
Utahraptor: This is a side-effect of our proprietary search process and should be ignored.

T-Rex: TIP: "Safesearch" may appear to be on. YOU ARE NOT SAFE. YOU WILL NEVER BE SAFE.
T-Rex: DO NOT BE FOOLED