T-Rex: They say the best authors write what they know! NOT A PROBLEM. I know all sorts of things!
T-Rex: ...except who "they" are in any precise way but oh well!!
T-Rex: OBSERVE: "The writer, me, was sexy. I look to the left: a mirror. I'm in it. Still crazy hot, obvs. I look ahead and see the words I'm writing: 'The writer, me, was sexy.'".
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, have you considered other hobbies? Perhaps those that don't need your friends as a test audience?
Dromiceiomimus: Because I was just wondering if you've considered other hobbies that don't need your friends as a test audience
Utahraptor: Don't write about what you're doing! Write about things you EXPERIENCED. Universal themes, you know?
T-Rex: Such as?
Utahraptor: Falling in love, that sort of thing!
T-Rex: Pfft, LOVE. There are precisely infinity zillion stories about love. The world wants something new, not ANOTHER story about two chuckleheads who don't like each other but then later on, GUESS WHAT SURPRISE they do!
Narrator: LATER, REVIEWS OF T-REX'S BOOK SAY IT'S TERRIBLE:
T-Rex: Huh! I guess that's what I get for being born on a planet where EVERYONE ELSE IS 100% WRONG 100% OF THE TIME??
T-Rex: FRIGGIN' EARTH, AM I RIGHT
