T-Rex: Horses! Are you interested in erotica? Well GOOD NEWS, because I've taken some of my limited life and squandered it creating
Narrator: SEX SCENES FOR HORSES
T-Rex: "His nose was long, horselike to the max. His legs were typical, obviously sexy to other horses, and on his back sat some guy, AND his legs like one half of a horse's legs, either front or back."
Dromiceiomimus: You think horses care a lot about legs?
T-Rex: Among the things I think about horses is they care about legs, yes.
T-Rex: THE END.
Utahraptor: What?! "The end"!
Utahraptor: The horses didn't even DO anything. You just described their legs and stopped!
T-Rex: Oh are you saying my EROTICA FOR HORSES didn't satisfy you?? Are you gonna review me on Yelp and say "NOT ENOUGH HORSE EROTICA"??
Utahraptor: NO, because Yelp won't let you review people!
T-Rex: Wait, that gives me an idea!! A site collecting UNSOLICITED REVIEWS of ACTUAL PEOPLE, and the reviews are anonymous, AND the people reviewed can't remove them unless they pay me!
Off panel: Don't you dare, T-Rex!!
Off panel: I WILL BURN THIS PLANET TO THE GROUND, T-REX
