T-Rex: Feel like you've made some bad decisions? Pfft, yeah, well get used to it. You're gonna feel that way CONSTANTLY AND FOREVER, unless you -
Narrator: MOVE SOMEWHERE NEW AND START A NEW LIFE
T-Rex: Now, this is trickier than it was before we invented "photography" and "mandatory government-issued ID" and "ubiquitous surveillance" and "automated facial recognition". BUT IT IS STILL POSSIBLE.
Dromiceiomimus: We don't have surveillance drones above every city yet!
T-Rex: Assumed identities still have a few good years left!!
Utahraptor: So what do you recommend?
T-Rex: Do it quietly, yo!
T-Rex: Everyone's first instinct is to fake their death, but that just draws attention, AND dummies thrown off of boats wearing "HI MY NAME IS [YOUR NAME]" tags are being examined more and more carefully these days. Instead, just move! Tell people you're moving to a new country, but just move to the other side of town!
T-Rex: TADA! Old life and relationships gone, and you can start over in comfort. If anyone recognizes you, just say you're here on business! WOW, HAVE I TRULY MADE IT INSANELY EASY TO START A NEW LIFE??
T-Rex: Given that you left in the middle of our conversation to go do that: uh, POSSIBLY??
