T-Rex: Know what I hate? Comics that break the "fourth wall!"
T-Rex: Damn straight!
T-Rex: It's cheap lazy writing by talentless hacks with no creative muscle!
T-Rex: You heard me! If anyone were to debase this comic with cheap "fourth wall" jokes, I would crush not only this house and family, but the "fourth wall" joke-teller him- or herself! That is the extent of my rancor and wrath!
T-Rex: Take that, self-aware nincompoops! Feel the foot wrath of my feet!
Utahraptor: Hold it!
Utahraptor: Stop!
Utahraptor: Don't you realize that by going on this tirade you are not only revealing the "fourth wall" of this strip, but coming off as a phony who criticizes the very flaws he indulges in for comic effect?
T-Rex: I must have taken a wrong left turn near Albuquerque!
T-Rex: Because now I am trapped in Contradiction City!
