T-Rex: One day Captain Kirk, who was the captain of the Starship Enterprise, which was a Constitution-class Starfleet vessel, which had been refit in the year 2270,

T-Rex: which was really more of a complete rebuild as the new ship was dozens of meters longer,

T-Rex: which was currently headed towards the Neutral Zone, which was a three-dimensional expanse of space left as a buffer between the Federation and Klingon Empires, which were a race of aliens whose warrior caste had bumpy foreheads, which was a relatively new development as when they first appeared they were smooth foreheads, which were because of Klingon genetic engineering experiments based on the human research which had produced Khan,

T-Rex: which was a genetically superior "superman" who had tried to take over Earth,
Utahraptor: which had not gone well,

T-Rex: which had resulted in him being put in stasis where he remained until he was discovered by Captain Kirk, which is the person this sentence is about, was talking to Spock about space.
Utahraptor: Huh?
T-Rex: Kirk's talking to Spock.
T-Rex: About space.

Off panel: You ever think you're putting in too much backstory in one sentence?
T-Rex: Uh, EXCUSE ME, but deep knowledge of canon only adds to the appreciation of scifi properties!
Off panel: I don't -
T-Rex: WHEN ALL CASUAL FANS ARE NERDS
T-Rex: THEY WILL THANK ME