Narrator: THANKS FOR THE LINK
Narrator: a webcard for people who are online all the time

Narrator: and whose friends are FRIGGIN' CASUALS

T-Rex: Thanks for the link! I saw it: [ ] when it was first posted [ ] earlier yesterday [ ] shortly after it was posted because it's not amateur hour over here [ ] for a second time, now that you have emailed it to me

T-Rex: [ ] and i love you baby but i'm running out of ways to say "wow neat" to something i have ALREADY SEEN

T-Rex: [ ] so what, you want me to pretend I haven't seen it? You want me to LIE? [ ] and OBVIOUSLY if i'd sent YOU the link back when i saw it then none of this would've happened, so CLEARLY this is MY fault [ ] i didn't send it to you because IT'S NOT A GOOD LINK; i'm not a snob, i just have TASTE

T-Rex: On second thought ERASE ALL THAT, and I instead would like to say:
T-Rex: [ ] wow neat [ ] omg wtf [ ] lol [ ] lolol [ ] haha cool