T-Rex: I have patronized a local establishment so often that I'm now a regular! I'm known by name! I can walk in and the woman there will say "the usual, T-Rex?" and I smile and nod like a cool guy!!
T-Rex: IT'S JUST AS I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED!
Dromiceiomimus: Ooh, that IS impressive! what's your usual order; what kind of place is it? T-Rex: 〚tiny〛 ohit'safriedchickenpartsstore Dromiceiomimus: Sorry? T-Rex: IT'S A FRIED CHICKEN PARTS STORE, OKAY? T-Rex: I EAT SO MANY FRIED CHICKEN PARTS THAT I'M KNOWN TO THE FRIED CHICKEN PARTS AUTHORITIES
Utahraptor: But fried chicken body parts are delicious, T-Rex! There's no shame in it! T-Rex: Isn't there?
T-Rex: I pay people to slice up a chicken and fry its parts SO OFTEN that they know me by NAME. Utahraptor: Yeah, but that's a relationship! The rest of us pay STRANGERS to butcher a chicken corpse, dunking its breaded parts in oil so that we might cram its flesh inside our bodies via our mouths.
Off panel: Hey, I don't wanna sound weird, but do you want to go pay your friend money to induce her to give us fried chicken remains, so that we might pull their dead flesh off with our teeth and then swallow it? T-Rex: Dude! T-Rex: ABSOLUTELY
What are the haps my friends
August 14th, 2015:SORRY IF YOU GO EAT FRIED CHICKEN PARTS FOR LUNCH NOW
SORRY IF YOU NEVER EAT FRIED CHICKEN PARTS EVER AGAIN NOW