T-Rex: I have received a stern letter from the "government"! They are angry because I didn't pay my "taxes" last year! Well, guess what, government?
T-Rex: Last year is now officially non-canon!
Narrator: T-REX IN: SOLVING PROBLEMS BY DECLARING PARTS OF YOUR LIFE TO BE NON-CANON
T-Rex: I got the idea from TV! From now on, whenever something I don't like happens to me, I'll just declare it to be non-canon!
Dromiceiomimus: Is this conversation canon?
T-Rex: So far!
Utahraptor: You can't apply ideas from FICTION to your own life!
T-Rex: Sure I can! I just did!
T-Rex: Remember that time I got beat up in Grade 2? Guess what? It's not canon anymore! And remember that time I lost a baby? Guess what?
Utahraptor: It's not canon anymore?
T-Rex: CORRECT!
T-Rex: In summary, any event in which I was embarrassed is now non-canon!
T-Rex: I've also retroconned my name to be "Mister Awesome", by the way!
T-Rex: JEALOUS?
