my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
What are the haps my friends

February 26th, 2016: I have a new book coming out! It is called Romeo and/or Juliet and I think you will like it. That's what I think! I'm not gonna lie about it!!

One year ago today: in writing this i realized that if you dress well and never talk about your past you are 95% of the way there to everyone thinking you're a spy. brb moving to a new town under an assumed identity forever now

– Ryan

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