Narrator: HOW TO SEEM INTERESTING TO THE ATTRACTIVE SEX: a comic for single men and women!
T-Rex: Instead of seeming interesting, wouldn't it be better to actually BE interesting?
Narrator: HOW TO BE INTERESTING TO THE ATTRACTIVE SEX: a comic for single men and women!
Dromiceiomimus: Well... instead of being interesting just to the attractive sex(es), wouldn't it be better to be interesting to EVERYONE, even the people you DON'T want to perform adult activities with?
T-Rex: Excellent point!
Narrator: HOW TO BE INTERESTING: a comic for men and women!
Utahraptor: Pretty gender-binary normative!
T-Rex: Oops!
Narrator: HOW TO BE INTERESTING: a comic for all sentient beings
Utahraptor: Now this is something I can get into! But...
T-Rex: But?
Utahraptor: But if everyone's interesting, isn't nobody interesting?
T-Rex: Nope! "Interesting" doesn't work that way, because if everyone's interesting then the world is super awesome! Frig, now I'm almost out of time! Frig!!
T-Rex: Okay, so the number one thing you need to remember to be insanely, flabbergastingly interesting is: OCCASIONALLY ha-