T-Rex: Learning English? Sure you are! Why not, right? Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: It's not like there's way simpler languages that are JUST AS GOOD for thinking in!
T-Rex: Anyway, here we are, and I AM HERE TO HELP. You've probably noticed there's a lot of English metaphors built around roads. I wish I could explain it, but I don't get it either. HOWEVER: I can tell you which are the best metaphorical roads.
Dromiceiomimus: The road to vengeance?
T-Rex: Yes. The road to vengeance is the best road.
T-Rex: Lesser roads include the road to perdition and the highway to hell: both suck big time!
Utahraptor: Neat!
Utahraptor: What about the highway to the danger zone?
T-Rex: A solid road, and much better than the stairway to heaven, which doesn't even permit motorcycles.
Utahraptor: I'm learning so much about English!!
T-Rex: Oh also! I should mention that the road to recovery is pretty good too, I GUESS, but it's usually visited AFTER taking the road to vengeance, which again belies its second-place status to how truly amazing vengeance is
