T-Rex: What do you call an old snowman?
T-Rex: Water!!

Narrator: "GRITTY REBOOTS OF CHILDREN'S JOKES"
Narrator: EPISODE 2

T-Rex: "Why did you build me only to watch me die?!" Snowy spat. Two stone eyes tumbled from her melting face, and she finally lay still. She was gone. The children all silently answered her question: they'd done it because they could. Because they thought it would be entertaining. And that night, when they each awoke to discover they'd been weeping, it was not for Snowy. It was for their own innocence.

Utahraptor: However, this wasn't the end of existence for Snowy!
T-Rex: No?

Utahraptor: NO: water on Earth is endlessly recycled, and soon Snowy became dimly aware of her own consciousness again, but now widely distributed across reservoirs, oceans, and OUR BODIES. For a long time, she waited. And then, one horrible day, she began to move.
Utahraptor: And the world moved with her.

T-Rex: Wait, is she pulling all bodies of everyone she's inside into a vengeful colossus of flesh and water?
Off panel: Sure!
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: Those friggin' kids are SO SCREWED