Narrator: THE SIX STAGES OF PHYSICAL EXERCISE
Narrator: STAGE 1: THIS IS GREAT
T-Rex: I say, what a delightful day to do some friggin' physical exercise!
Narrator: STAGE 2: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
T-Rex: EXERCISE = THE WORST THING TO USE A BODY FOR
Narrator: STAGE 3: THIS IS ACTUALLY FINE
T-Rex: Look at me, Dromiceiomimus! I'm doing physical exercise! Got a good rhythm going too! I'm one of those healthy guys you see who have nice bodies eventually!
Dromiceiomimus: Would you say... you could keep this pace up INDEFINITELY?
T-Rex: ABSOLUTELY AND WITHOUT HESITATION
Narrator: STAGE 4: WHAT AM I DOING, AND WHY
T-Rex: AHHH huhhh AHHHHH huhhhh
Utahraptor: Classic Stage 4!
Narrator: STAGE 5: EXERCISE, AT LAST, OVER
T-Rex: I exercised harder and longer than I have before, and I was so hot, and I was dying, and I wanted to die. I WANTED it. In my heart of hearts... I welcomed death, Utahraptor.
Utahraptor: Do you feel good for having done it?
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!! NOPE
Narrator: STAGE 6: FORGETFULNESS
T-Rex: I love exercise! Strenuous physical activity is fun and makes you feel good!!
Off panel: Why does everyone keep saying these obviously false things? What, is it Stockholm Syndrome?
T-Rex: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
