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July 15th, 2016: Hey, my new (NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING, WHAT WHAT) book Romeo and/or Juliet is on super sale on Amazon! Less than $12! WHAT A STEAL, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY BUY IT RIGHT AWAY

One year ago today: looks like SOMEONE finally did some cursory research into botulism

– Ryan

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